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[#JokeOfTheDay] Donald Trump Dies in the Holy Land

Donald Trump Dies in the Holy Land

Donald Trump Dies in the Holy Land

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,

You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here,
in the Holy Land, for just $100.

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss it for a few minutes.

They return and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We can’t take that chance”.

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