Donald Trump Dies in the Holy Land
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,
“You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here,
in the Holy Land, for just $100.”
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss it for a few minutes.
They return and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100?”
The American diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We can’t take that chance”.